In the future....
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Chocolate coins will be legal tender-- Wall Street will panic
when the Treasury switches to the carob standard.
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Scientists will develop a "Youth Pill" which makes people
young again-- The FDA will ban the item after overdoses cause
several users to revert to ova and puddles of sperm.
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Rap songs will be required by law to include the lyrics "Wave
your hands in the air, like you just don't care"-- Rock songs must
include "All night, alright!".
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Congressional Term Limits will finally become a reality-- The
period of service will be so short that anyone elected will be
rendered ineligible to serve.
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Nacho Cheese will replace salt-- Bean dip will replace
pepper.
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Archaeologists will discover how the Egyptians built the
pyramids-- They subcontracted.
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The Cure for Cancer will be available in easy-to-swallow
caplets-- Thrillseekers will postpone taking the pills as long as
possible to see who can grow the biggest tumor.
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Cindy Crawford will be President-- A bra-stuffing scandal will
cause her to step down, leaving running-mate Naomi Campbell with
her finger on the nuclear button.
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A UFO will land on the White House lawn-- Causing Naomi to
push the nuclear button.
And, as always...
- The present will be the past-- And, of
course, the future will be the present. There will be no
future.
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