In the future....
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Millions will try the Keith Richards Diet-- It promises health
and longevity through massive alcohol, drug, and nicotine
abuse.
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Cereals will be fortified with moral fiber-- They'll stay
righteous even in milk.
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Sociologists will prove that beggars CAN be choosers-- They
cite USENET binary groups as proof.
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The definition of "FREE" wll be legally changed-- Its new
meaning will be "billed to your credit card in amounts so small
that you won't notice we're sucking you dry."
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Churches will offer drive-thru confession-- They'll ask "Would
you like absolution with that?"
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Disney Dollars will be the global currency-- As if it isn't
already.
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Cable companies will carry the Mahabharata Channel-- Its
tremendous popularity is attributed to the fact that several days
pass between commercials.
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Jane will stop that crazy thing-- AND that cat will stay out
for the night.
And, as always...
- The present will be the past-- And, of
course, the future will be the present. There will be no
future.
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